China MAD Over Shot Down “Weather Balloon,” Trump Wants Firing Squads & George Santos Steals Puppies
China MAD Over Shot Down “Weather Balloon,” Trump Wants Firing Squads & George Santos Steals Puppies
Jimmy and his wife Molly started the morning by having an argument about whether you put lotion on before or after the shower, Microsoft announced that they have officially disabled Internet Explorer, Trump is reportedly talking to advisors about bringing back firing squads if elected again, fraudigal son Don Jr has been doing Daddy’s dirty work again lashing out at Biden’s press Secretary, Men will soon be able to take a pill that will stop their sperm for swimming for an hour, George Santos was charged in Pennsylvania with stealing puppies from multiple breeders, the Senate was briefed yesterday on the three UAPs shot down over the weekend, China is sticking to their claim that the first one we shot down was a weather balloon that got blown off course, and people are dumb so we headed out to Hollywood Blvd for a lying saucer edition of Lie Witness News.
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I am.very SAD how Aaron Rogers was dismissed by Jimmy about the Maxwell case that absolutely everyone is trying to bury
Thank you Aaron for shedding light on this hidden case
Look up Amish puppy mills before you feel too bad for them.
So it’s much ado about nothing? Shame on this administration! President Biden should have declared a war on China. Otherwise, why did you bother creating so much drama? What for?
But Santos still had the puppies and sold them.
I’m all for bringing back the firing squad for EVERY crime we can find Chumpy guilty of.
Please dont feel sorry for the amish breeder Pennsylvania doesn’t have laws against puppy mills and the amish are one of the biggest providers of poor dogs being exploited under horrible conditions..Look it up and dont support the amish in any way.
Trump only has 5 ties: gold, red, pink, striped, and blue.
Finally, Donald Trump has come up with a great idea. He should be the first to undergo a public beheading for the crime of insurrection. I recommed to hold his execution in a large stadium with a half time show by his favorite performer, Rihanna. This would give Americans more opportunities to see: "He Gets Us" ads. It’s like: "He Gets Us" and We Got Him. Proceeds can go to compensate all the people he coned during his lifetime, which is to say all Americans. Can you give me an amen brothers and sisters?
A liberal Eileen left but Trump had it right Rihanna you can blow me b****
Say what??? The mice never got any women pregnant?!! Scientists are mating mice with women??? 😂😂
WHAT!!!??? FOREIGN BORN LESBIANS???
COUNT ME iN!!!
Oh trump, oh the chinese spy balloon, never mind the US blew up the Nord stream pipeline, releasing twice as much methane in the Air. Ah nice little distractions though.
Ads on YouTube! More offensive and more frequent!
But what are you seeing? Maybe it’s just me.
Still a weird business model that face-pushes ads that make me hate YouTube so I want to spend less time with crappy ads.
Your recommendation for a better video website? I sure can’t imagine a worse one.
Someone or somebody should start to question what these guys are doing cause they are really getting out of hand.
I literally got an ad just about Donald Tump Gold bars just before the internet Explorer clip.
Amish are German-not Hillbillies.
So what happened to the Golden Retriever puppies?
Jr is a deranged doper.
I guess "R" stands for "Really?!
Guess Jr forgot about cafefe? Jr needs to be schooled, bigly.
White sweater girl in liewitness news might be George Santos in drag again. How’d you like to be sitting across the aisle from her in divorce court.
03:56 best part
14:14 "Do you come in peace?" LOL!
Twinkle, funny jimmy 😂😂😂
These "person in the street" things would be hilarious if I thought they were real.
I’m a florida fan here I love your show I wish I live in California 🏝️☺️
Considering he has committed treason, let him be the first to stand in front of the firing squad!!!
don jr talks like a relic of 1980s office life
China thinks that the whole world can be treated like the south china sea, meaning they can do what they want and give a very lame excuse and nobody will bother to question it because they are a world economic super power.
Lie Witness News sincerely troubles me every single time. We’re effing surrounded by effing liars!
8:09 Santos is a pidar.
It is a shame we do not have the things Trump wants to bring back to deal with criminals and traitors like Trump himself…
Why do we need to hear from Jr….?
M I c k e y…..m o u s e!
Do those people who lie just do it to be on the show or are they coached what to say by producers?
Guillermo knows whats up 🤣🤣
Also if trump wants to bring back firing squads, hanging and/or guillotines back should, maybe he should volunteer to go first
Woke wizard.
Eric’s dad was president of the USA. 😂😂😂😂
🤣🤣🤣🤣 These LIARS Are HILARIOUS 😂
Why do they still talk about Trump…. The dude has been gone he isn’t relevant anymore
U Americans,what if it is a weather balloon? Hmmm?
Yea totally god bless America
God bless china
do it after a shower cuz it opens up your pours.
The Amish are notorious puppy millers and mostly do not treat animals (or women) well. Probably the most honorable move Santos ever made. I’m sure that was not intentional.
Can we get Santos on this week in lie witness news. Please
8:01 God bless CNN
“… take me to your dealer …”
Clearly almost nothing to use for his monologue. Shows you how little creativity he has.
" *Triggered* with DT jr. " …..that title alone tells you exactly how low the bar is! 🙄
3:07 FYI MILF CITY is a real game.
Trump: You farted! You farted! You farted! You farted! You farted!